DEPTH CHART!! WHAT THE FUCK??

[DeadRinger]

We only have 8 o-linemen!

We have ONE backup interior lineman - a rookie, Parham.

Two backup OTs, one a rookie Munford, the other a total fucking nobody 7th rd PS puke, Jackson Barton.

----------------- Guys, we are totally fucking screwed on OL, and they BETTER do something about it fast.

We have more backs than we have WRs. Yeah, including our FB, we have 6 backs!

We have more DTs than we have WRs. We have SIX FUCKING DTs!

We have more DTs than we have LBs.

We have 26 players on D, 24 on O, 3 on STs.



Guys, this is what I call piss-poor management.

[blazin1]

I can't believe they didn't fix the offensive line. It was almost the worst in the NFL last season. All the weapons Carr has won't help if he keeps getting sacked or if he gets broken again!

[DeadRinger]

No doubt about that Blazin. We have 8 o-linemen on the depth chart and most of them are shit.

We need to get rid of fucking Brittain Brown or Isaiah Pola-Mao, sign another RT and get Keelan Cole back on the fucking roster.

I mean, we just put Brandon Parker on IR and said "yeah, that's fine, no big deal. Jackson by-God Barton can handle it."

WHAT???

[DeadRinger]

Here's the deal, whether we win or lose on Sunday, they're going to see their OL get the shit beaten out of them, they;'re going to see there's really no need to have FIVE fucking RBs and SIX fucking DTs and FIVE fucking Safeties on the roster and we're going to see some desperation signings.

I know, you have to have STs guys, but SIX DTs? FIVE RBs? No. No fuckin way.

And BTW, if one of our top-3 CBs goes down we are totally fucked. Because then we're playing Amik Robertson or fucking Sam Webb - whoever the hell that is. This staff WILL regret dealing Mullen.

[DeadRinger]

This staff WILL regret dealing Mullen.

GODDAMN RIGHT!!!

We're in a world of FUCK right now, boys. Averett on IR for at least 4 games with a broken thumb. And our DBs were shit with him IN there.

Trading away Mullen for dog food was a TOTAL FUCK-UP.

Now I'm going to have to start jacking up this fucking regime, man.

They left this team in sad shape in a lot of areas come week 1, and we're going to pay for it.